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Client: Why is my picture at the top of all these maps? I don’t want clients to see my picture!Me:...

Clients from Hell - 12時間 40分

Client: Why is my picture at the top of all these maps? I don’t want clients to see my picture!

Me: It’s because you’re logged in to Google. These are Google Maps. You’re seeing it because it’s your account.

Client: Well I don’t want anyone to see my picture. Change it.

カテゴリー: Graphics

A client asked me to design a logo for something and I agreed. When it came time for payment, I...

Clients from Hell - 14時間 21分

A client asked me to design a logo for something and I agreed. When it came time for payment, I had to constantly hound them. After weeks of constant reminders, I finally received payment with this note:

Client: Sorry! I’m bad at remembering these kinds of things!

I wonder how phone bills, rent, and everything else gets paid for then.

カテゴリー: Graphics

A bundle of bundles! Thousands of elelments only $19!

Clients from Hell - 日, 08/19/2018 - 10:20午前

This week’s deal is a one-stop shop of elements and tools for the designer on the go!

> There’s so much here, it’s kind of crazy. 

Whether you’re a full-time designer or just dabble in your spare time, it helps to have a varied bag of tricks, tools you can use to make professional designs quickly and reliably. This bundle is exactly that, containing fonts, hundreds of logo templates, textures, mockups and more. This is a real shot in the arm for your toolbox at a great price.

Normally, everything in this package would sell for $110 (which is already a great price, considering how many bundles are bundled here), but if you act in the next few days you’ll get them all for only $19, or 83% off

> Check out the deal here.

カテゴリー: Graphics

I was working at a promotional product company as their graphic designer and I had created a design...

Clients from Hell - 日, 08/19/2018 - 8:40午前

I was working at a promotional product company as their graphic designer and I had created a design for a customized bracelet.

Client: Can you make that black blacker?

Me: Well…it’s as black as it can go.

Client: No…make it blacker.

Me: It really is as black as it can go.

Client: How do you know for sure? It doesn’t look very black to me.

Me: (knowing she wouldn’t know what this meant and HOPING it would shut them up) Because the hex code is #000000.

Client: Do you expect me to know what all of your coding words are? Just make it blacker, please.

Me: (later, after not changing a damned thing) …Okay, I made it blacker.

Client: (takes a look) MUCH better! 

カテゴリー: Graphics

Part of my work involves design and layout for basic web forms. On this particular web form, I was...

Clients from Hell - 土, 08/18/2018 - 10:20午前

Part of my work involves design and layout for basic web forms. On this particular web form, I was tasked with creating a text box so a user can supply supplemental information when giving a particular response. I created a rectangular text box (because what other shape would it be) that happened to be a little wider than it was tall. The following exchange happened over email:

Client: This looks great, but quick question, can the newly created box be made longer and not as wide? Maybe more like a rectangle?

Me: -Puzzled- Do you want it taller? It’s possible that it could be made to span more lines, but how many more would you like?

Client: Wider than taller would be my preference

Me: It’s already wider than it is tall, so I’m not sure what you wanted me to change, would you mind clarifying?

Client: Could it be shaped like a rectangle? Like this:

                            ————————————

                           |                                           |

                           |                                           |

                            ————————————

Me: Let me see what I can do…

カテゴリー: Graphics

Found this gem of an email in the inbox today:Client: Hello, My fiancée and I are looking for a...

Clients from Hell - 土, 08/18/2018 - 8:40午前

Found this gem of an email in the inbox today:

Client: Hello, My fiancée and I are looking for a wedding photographer but are having some issues with the contracts we are coming across. We want a clause that guarantees us a refund should we ever get divorced, since we would not need the photos in that situation. Please let me know if this is something you have in your contact or would be willing to add. Thank you!

カテゴリー: Graphics

This client knows what he knows, and that ain’t much.Original...

Clients from Hell - 金, 08/17/2018 - 3:14午後


This client knows what he knows, and that ain’t much.

Original story.

カテゴリー: Graphics

I was working on a flyer design for an orchestra’s upcoming annual summer concert. Since there had...

Clients from Hell - 金, 08/17/2018 - 10:20午前

I was working on a flyer design for an orchestra’s upcoming annual summer concert. Since there had to be a photo on the background, I chose one from the previous year’s concert. It was a photo of some public and a stage. There was really small pixelated orchestra on the back and a pixelated shape that seemed to be a conductor’s back in front of them.

Client:  That is not the right conductor. Please Photoshop our current one into the photo!

Me: I’m not sure that’s as big a deal as you might think. The conductor is such a small part of the image that most people won’t even notice, especially since it’s going to be even smaller when printed.

Client: Unacceptable!

Sensing that it would be easier to just do it than argue any further, I exchanged one tiny conductor’s back for another tiny conductor’s back.

That’s when I got another, angrier call:

Client: Some people from the orchestra have also changed! Changed them too!

カテゴリー: Graphics

A client wanted a full-color banner in less than one day. Client: Use these hi-res photos.ME:...

Clients from Hell - 金, 08/17/2018 - 8:40午前

A client wanted a full-color banner in less than one day.

Client: Use these hi-res photos.

ME: Okay!

Client: Make sure you keep the file size small without affecting the quality.

Me: Uh… these photos are pretty detailed and hi-res. I’m not sure I can compress these without sacrificing quality.  

Client: Yeah, don’t change the quality, but definitely make the file smaller.

Me: *close email window*

Me: *shut down Mac*

Me: *walk into ocean*

カテゴリー: Graphics

Client: We need this database migrated tomorrow morning.Me: OK, no problem.  I do charge a rush...

Clients from Hell - 木, 08/16/2018 - 10:20午前

Client: We need this database migrated tomorrow morning.

Me: OK, no problem.  I do charge a rush fee for a quick turnaround like this.

Client: Now isn’t the time to price gouge.  We might have a lot of work for you in the future.

Me: 

カテゴリー: Graphics

Request from a client who worked very closely in designing his website with me, yet still apparently...

Clients from Hell - 木, 08/16/2018 - 8:40午前

Request from a client who worked very closely in designing his website with me, yet still apparently thinks it was delivered from the sky by some omniscient web-stork.

Client: On our site, I’d like to add a map of all our locations nationwide.

Me: Ok, can you send me a database of all the addresses?

Client: I don’t have that. You’ll have to check the website for a list of addresses.

Me: There’s nothing like that on the website.

Client: Quick answer… you didn’t even check. 

Me: I don’t need to check because I made the website, and I know nothing like that is on there. 

Client: Ok, then see if you can contact the webmaster, they will know.

Me: I AM the webmaster… remember last year, when we made this site together, using information you provided?

Client: So you have no idea and you’re not even going to try to find out. Well, that’s very disappointing.

Me: How do you expect me to know the locations of your business when you, the boss, do not?

Client: That isn’t my job.

カテゴリー: Graphics

I’m an editor, working for a publishing company that writes literature for the pharmaceutical...

Clients from Hell - 水, 08/15/2018 - 10:20午前

I’m an editor, working for a publishing company that writes literature for the pharmaceutical industry. We work with doctors, fact-checking every single text we work with. It’s very important because people’s health is involved.

I got an email from the marketing director of a huge multinational company about a paper a doctor submitted. He had some concerns, so we talked it over with him and made a few edits for both grammar and medical content. At a certain point he said we should move forward, saying:

Client:  It does not look coherent but it does not have to be. The important thing is that it is clear.

…I think it might have to be coherent, too.

カテゴリー: Graphics

I do freelance illustration as a hobby. Because it’s a side thing, my prices aren’t high: just $20...

Clients from Hell - 水, 08/15/2018 - 8:40午前

I do freelance illustration as a hobby. Because it’s a side thing, my prices aren’t high: just $20 for a lineart sketch and $35 for colored.

Client: I’d like the cheapest commission option.

Me: Okay, what do you want?

Client: I want a design of my character, but can you color the sketch?

Me: I’d have to charge more for that.

Client: but you just have to put color on it! It won’t be hard.

Me: Yes it will.

Client: I could do that in five minutes, so why can’t you just charge the uncolored price for it?

カテゴリー: Graphics

I work for a carpet printing company as the designer/file prepper to print. I try to give my clients...

Clients from Hell - 火, 08/14/2018 - 10:20午前

I work for a carpet printing company as the designer/file prepper to print. I try to give my clients the best service I can and often overextend to solve problems for them. This usually keeps them very satisfied with my work and gives the company a good image but sometimes I think I let them get a little OVERconfident in my abilities.

The following e-mail correspondence took place with one of our biggest clients, worth five digits a month.

Client: I have just found these photos online. Can you check against our artwork files that all these are our carpets?

Me: Are you asking me to manually look through all of the hundreds of our files since 2013 to see if these photos contain a carpet you’ve ordered? That’s 1500 very large files.

Client: No, the ones we supplied two weeks ago.

Meanwhile, as I’m searching for them in between my work, my boss calls from offsite. The client had apparently called him, asking for the same thing. Needless to say, I had to double my efforts, all in between my actual work. I received the following subsequent e-mail sometime later in lieu of a thank-you:

 Client: Can you send to me the artwork preview for the attached order from last year, please?

It’s gonna be a good week.

カテゴリー: Graphics

I’m a web developer. I was contacted by a client who owns a per-minute psychics website and hotline...

Clients from Hell - 火, 08/14/2018 - 8:40午前

I’m a web developer. I was contacted by a client who owns a per-minute psychics website and hotline to make some changes to his site. I’d worked with him before, and although his suggestions were a bit odd sometimes, he paid in full and on-time.

Both the website coding and design were pretty straightforward and easy to work with. One page showed a list of psychics’ profiles, their photos, and a small blip to show whether or not they were online and available for calls.

Client: I need to make it seem like I have everyone available. Put the same green “ONLINE NOW” blip on everyone. I’m pretty sure the psychics would see it coming and find a computer to chat from.

Me: What if that psychic is asleep, or busy, or otherwise unavailable?

Client: Just do it already.

And so, I did. Two days later, he calls me again to fix a problem with the website because their four-man support center team got flooded with calls about psychics not being online, and kept insisting this is all MY FAULT because the calls started pouring in after I made the changes. 

Needless to say, I eventually got fed up with him and his odd requests and dropped him as a client. His company went broke a couple months later.

You’d think he would have seen this one coming ;P

カテゴリー: Graphics

"I want a website that WOWs me. It should be better than NOKIA’s. My budget is $200."

Clients from Hell - 月, 08/13/2018 - 10:20午前
“I want a website that WOWs me. It should be better than NOKIA’s. My budget is $200.”
カテゴリー: Graphics

Client: Sorry, we don’t sign contracts for non-physical assets.Guess I’ll just provide you...

Clients from Hell - 月, 08/13/2018 - 8:40午前

Client: Sorry, we don’t sign contracts for non-physical assets.

Guess I’ll just provide you “non-labor” then.

カテゴリー: Graphics

400 Colorful and cool paint textures for 96% off!

Clients from Hell - 日, 08/12/2018 - 10:20午前

This week’s deal is on 400 high-resolution paint textures.

> They’re cute, colorful, and almost 3D with their detail.

Textures make your designs POP. These textures capture the shapes of paint dried on birch panels, offering color and texture like no other. Whether you want a colorful backdrop, a blended texture to add some relief to your design, or an eye-catching, tasteful print, these textures will give you a ton of options for a great price. Just have a look  — there are so many possibilities

Normally these textures would sell for $1 apiece, or $400 for all of them  — but for a limited time you can get all 400 for $14. That’s 96% off, or just $0.04 per texture. Literally pennies per element! 

> Check out the deal here! 

カテゴリー: Graphics

I have a video production business and a potential client was referred to me. This is been one of...

Clients from Hell - 日, 08/12/2018 - 8:40午前

I have a video production business and a potential client was referred to me. This is been one of the most unpleasant experiences I’ve ever had in 19 years of doing business.

The client was a realtor who wanted a sales video for a property he was developing into condos. He was difficult to negotiate terms with, changed what he wanted several times (at various points he asked for a thirty minute video, a two minute video, and a two hour video) dragged his heels when paying a deposit, rescheduled our shoot date 4 times and attempted to change it a fifth, and did not sign off on the script until I sat him down the day of the shoot and made him finalize it with me… and THEN he tried to change it again a few hours later after the shoot was done.

He sent a very insulting and condescending email to me after the shoot. Here is an excerpt:

Client: I hate to say it but sensed it would be the case when I showed up and saw the type of camera you were shooting with and that you were alone without any gear other than a small fairly basic camera. My full frame canon with wide 17-24 is superior and even isnt considered in the higher end professional quality for video and photography. Still a $5000 set up though. From what I saw yours was a couple thousand dollar camera body and lens at best.

I shoot with a canon DSLR, wide frame lens, with a pro tripod, slider, etc… which is more than up for the job. Also, please note that the budget for this video was $1000, which doesn’t exactly cover a film crew (which he seemed to expect). \crew to show up for the day. While negotiating I told him it was going to be about a 2-hour shoot.

Me: I’m sorry you feel that way. If you’d like I can give you the raw footage and you can have someone else edit it.

Client: No, you should do it.

Me: …Okay.

We had a deadline to finalize the video, and two days before the deadline in the morning I sent him a screener with watermark and timecode burn for him to approve. That afternoon:

Client: You know what? I’ve had enough. If you don’t get the final to me by this evening I’m not paying you.

Me: The deadline we set was two days from now.

Client: You heard me.

カテゴリー: Graphics

I design and make custom dance outfits. One client, upon realising that I not only wanted to be paid...

Clients from Hell - 土, 08/11/2018 - 10:20午前

I design and make custom dance outfits. One client, upon realising that I not only wanted to be paid for the materials but also insisted on being paid an hourly fee (as per the contract they had already signed) gave me some suspect career advice:

Client: You could waive that fee if your deadbeat husband just worked a little harder. Why should I pay you to do your hobby?

1. This is my actual job, not just a hobby. These costumes pay my bills. 
2. I don’t have a husband.

カテゴリー: Graphics

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